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Jenn let your boners fly free. Now is the time.

theojoiegrise: I am unable. Like this book was already going to undo me bc historyyyyyyyyyy.

(This would be the day that I can’t tumbl from work bc of aforementioned meeting ;.;)

More like Aegon AND Visenya we’d Rhaenys out of desire amirite?

kingswhowerequeens asked: In that art you reblogged of Jaime and pregnant Cersei I noticed she has a cup in her hand and it made me think: do you think anyone in Westeros stopped drinking during pregnancy? maybe fetal alcohol isn't a thing there? Or would some maester or mother have eventually made the connection?


ah yes, that cup seems to haunt a lot of people :)  our modern sensibilities are all telling us AHHHH NO CERS PUT THE CUP DOWNNNNNNN

since back then most water wasn’t safe to drink and alcohol was the safer option, i think most people in westeros probably did not stop drinking during pregnancy.  as for fetal alcohol syndrome well, that’s anyone’s guess.  i get the feeling that grrm Doesn’t Science a lot in this series, just like he Doesn’t Math, so honestly this might not be something he even took into consideration!

this would be a cool question for justadram’s meta monday (once she starts those up again; i believe she is on hiatus with that)

— Holy shit the Worlds of Ice and Fire chapter —


They’re not dressed like a Targaryen unless the first words that come to your mind when you see them are either “medieval space vampire” or “anime villain.”

I think the piece of music that best captures my “I’m in it to win it” attitude (ie the all day meeting I will be leading today about how to fix my job) is “Teknochek Collision” by Slavic Soul Party.

Formal request: have this song played at my funeral.




For my photography class I did series of self-portraits in which I attempted to portray culture and counterculture for the past 10 decades. This is the product of that idea…

this is SO COOL oh man

velociraptorwithaquillpen asked: If it's not too late for Dishonesty Hour: 1. Sunlight: what is it good for?, and 2. Please identify the best place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.


  1. Absolutely nothing.  I propose we nuke the sun ASAP, actually.  Nightime is more fun anyway.
  2. Hmmm…I’d go with southern China.  They really have a taste for it, you know?  And they are very good about setting prices.
onehotsummer asked: Lily, James, Harry / Ginny, Severus, Draco

Bed: James

Wed: Lily

Behead: Harry—because he’s got some mad death avoidance skills.

Bed: Draco

Wed: Ginny

Behead: Severus

mademoisellesansa replied to your post “Roose Bolton, Joffrey baratheon, Robert baratheon Fufufu”

approve of these choices~ robert baratheon for the lose~

It was hard—I have such complicated feelings about Robert and Joffrey.

Not Roose tho, interestingly enough?

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phone D:

I know 8tracks has a free app?  Maybe try to find it through there?